Dr. Christmas Jones

What is Dr. Christmas Jones?


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A large-breasted Bond girl from the movie "The World Is Not Enough." One of many Bond girls to have a double-entrendre name.

She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.

By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.

Played by Denise Richards.

Bond: I always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.

Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?

Bond: Not from where I'm standing.

See bond girl


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