Dr. Mcgillicuddy

What is Dr. Mcgillicuddy?


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One of the finest physicians practicing in America today. He has a family practice that is available in every liquor store from Hoboken to Frisco. His diagnoses may be many, but the cure is always the same... 20cc of his tasty award-winning schnapps!

CAUTION: Schnapps may not be tasty or award winning. Dr. McGillicuddy received his doctorate in communications, not a medical doctor.

Patient: "Dude, that chick gave me chlamydia!"

Friend: "Man, that sucks, lets go see what Dr. McGillicuddy thinks of this."

*20 minutes later*

Patient: "It burns when it pee."

Friend: "Quit bitchin and drink your medicine."

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