Dr. Phil Edit Meaning

1.

Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,

makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.

"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"

-Dr. Phil

See Danielle

2.

a talking penis with a mustache

the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror

3.

The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.

Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.

See Oprah

4.

Guy who gets money for giving out COMMON SENSE to people.

Dr. Phil: We're going to put you in detox! And I just got payed for telling you something ANYONE could have done.

See Holly

5.

A fat guy who sells diet books

6.

The biggest betrayl to manhood the world has ever seen. He is a sell out pussy that tells women what they want to hear other than the truth. He almost always sides with the women and if not he makes fun of the people with problems to promote his own ego.

If the audience of any TV show is mostly fat women, then there is a scam afoot.

7.

a fat bald guy who thinks he knows everything and makes up really wierd metaphors that are connected to farm life

someone who should be put off the air and sent back to milking cows on the Texas ranch

dr. phil is a moron