Dr. Summeroff

What is Dr. Summeroff?


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A doctor that will prescribe for a patient to be home for approxiamately two months of the summer for a "re-occuring" injury. Please note that this injury never occurs during the winter months. These mystical injuries usually occur to soft tissue since they are difficult to cure in a timely fashion.

My buddy is just visited Dr. Summeroff and now he's sitting on his deck drinking beers all day until september!!

Greg: Hey Kim can you take all of Debbie's shift this summer?

Kim: Why? Did she visit Dr. Summeroff like last year again?

Greg: Yup, she's done till september!

See doctor, summer, off, pogey, slacker


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