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The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.
IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot..
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To be extremely intoxicated, especialy from alcohol.
Last night dog, I had some of that hen mixed with hypnotic, I was in a coffin!!..
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catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving
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