Drafties

What is Drafties?


1.

The type of bowel movement you get in return for drinking draft beer the night before.

I did so many keg stands last night, now I have a severe case of the drafties.

See shits, skitters, squirts, runs

2.

: the gaps in between yourself and the blankets while sleeping. The sensations one gets from having spaces unfilled surrounding their body whilst in bed.

I do not like drafties while I am in my sleeping bag. They make me absurdly cold.

See hurricanes


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