What is Drafties?
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The type of bowel movement you get in return for drinking draft beer the night before.
I did so many keg stands last night, now I have a severe case of the drafties.
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: the gaps in between yourself and the blankets while sleeping. The sensations one gets from having spaces unfilled surrounding their body whilst in bed.
I do not like drafties while I am in my sleeping bag. They make me absurdly cold.
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A holy and perfect confectionery delight made in the Elysian Fields by the One True God, where it is then magicked down to Golden Crust ..
