What is Draftnik?
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A person that dedicates their life to the NFL draft and its goings-on. They spend most of the day in either the basement of their homes or locked in their rooms looking up draft prospects and masturbating in between.
"Man, the periodic moaning coming from your brothers room is really getting annoying."
"I know. He's a total draftnik."
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Masturbation with a handkerchief - usually resulting in hanky cum
"Have you been using my handkerchiefs for handkerbation?"
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