What is Drag Shoot?
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When you fold over a few sheets of toilet paper and place them floating on top of the water like a river raft before you dump. When you shit, it lands on the paper, but doesn't allow water to splash up- thus attaining a splashless crap.
Charmin Ultra is the best material.
Dave: Dude, yesterday, I had the brown bomber attack.
Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?
Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!
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Random Words:
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To outclass, out perform, and pretty much own someone/something; usually involving extreme humiliation for the Ronaldoised party.
Deriv..
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The Penis.
I get the morongo snitis mad wet.
See dick, cock, shlong..
