Drag Shoot

What is Drag Shoot?


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When you fold over a few sheets of toilet paper and place them floating on top of the water like a river raft before you dump. When you shit, it lands on the paper, but doesn't allow water to splash up- thus attaining a splashless crap.

Charmin Ultra is the best material.

Dave: Dude, yesterday, I had the brown bomber attack.

Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?

Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!

See shit, toilet, crap, toilet paper, safety


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