What is Drageon?
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Pronounced "Dragon with an E," this reclusive and rather unappealing creature lives inside burrowed out pockets in the sides of hills. Found mostly along the Alabama/Georgia border (primarily Columbus, GA) it is rarely seen for it is not fond of sunlight or interaction with other life forms (particularly female humans) because of its ridiculous social ineptness. When it is not slithering around its lair emitting high pitched whines it can be found suckling up to nine meals a day from its immense scaly breasts caused by advanced gynecomastia. See
Man, that guy reminds me of a Drageon fo sho.
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Pronounced "Dragon with an E," this despicable, reclusive encrusted creature spends its days emitting sorrowful whines and irritable high-pitched gutteral grunts as it slithers about its domain scratching its scaly breasts. It derives its nourishment from its often lactating breasts caused by advanced gynecomastia. See
Man, that Dragon with an E, has some huge fucking titties. What a hutt.
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Pronounced "Dragon with an E," this despicable, reclusive encrusted creature has no real purpose in its geographical region. It spends its days emitting irritable whines and high-pitched gutteral grunts while it slithers about its cave scratching its scaly breasts. It derives its nourishment from these often lacting breasts caused by advanced gynecomastia. Never engage it in any sort of verbal confrontation for it will do nothing but sit there and stare at you blankly while spewing irrelevant, ignorant and often unfunny sentences. See
Man, that "Dragon with an E" is a fucking moron. What a hutt.
