What is Dragging A Dead Body Through The Mud?


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When after shitting, the power of the flush leaves many shit trails across the bottom off the bog in the direction of the U-Bend, resembling the trail left in the mud after dragging a body (possibly in a bag) across a muddy field

Nick: I think my detective wife may have solved the bathroom "whodunnit"

James: Really, what evidence did she use to solve such a henious crime?

Nick: Someone left mark's where they had been "Dragging a dead body through the mud"

See shit, skidmark, bog, toilet


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