What is Dragon Wagon?
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n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.
I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.
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A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.
Holy shit, mind that dragon wagon.
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Verb
In awe of something.
E.G. I am zwabambazzled by this dictionary...
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a raunchy gutterslut who you can ride all day and go where ever you'd like for a cheap price (much like the NYC unlimited metro car..
