What is Dragon Wagon?
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n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.
I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.
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A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.
Holy shit, mind that dragon wagon.
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