What is Dragonball?
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A clear orange ball, it is believed when 7 are brought together, each with a different number of stars inside, the gather will be granted one wish by the Eternal Dragon. The story of Dragonball (
Did you read Dragonball?
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An anime and manga series by Akira Toriyama, and the successor to
(loosely) based on a Chinese fairy tale, it features the adventures of a little boy called Goku, and a girl called Bulma who go in search of 7 dragonballs that will grant them a wish.
Dragonball is one of Akira Toriyama's manga
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The castrated sexual organ of a male dragon, supposedly useful for making wishes. The exact roots of this myth are unknown, but historians speculate a connection with
Don't touch that dragonball; it may grant you wishes, but it may also give you herpes.
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1. A series based around 7 magical balls and follows the main character Goku through many years of his life. Alongside Goku are his friends. They're also called "Z-Fighters". It was that got many people into Anime for the first time. A lot of Animes are based of DragonBall. At first there was DragonBall, then DragonBall Z, and last was DragonBall GT.
DragonBall was, according to popular belief, the most exciting. It began with Goku as a small and "vinsible" child. The main characters weren't overpowered, so there were more obsticles in the heroes way.
At the start of DragonBall Z, our hero Goku grew up and had a family. However, the heroes became "over powered" and things started to get boring and repeatitive, consisting of:
* A bad shows up to destroy the planet.
* Goku's friends get their asses handed to them.
* Goku or some of his stronger friends show up and get their asses handed to them and say something like "'tis guy = tuff".
* Picollo stands there and says "im-im-im-im-impossible" with his thumb in his ass.
* Goku's friends distract the bad guy while Goku charges up his most powerfull attack and destroys the bad guy.
The "Z" is believed to mean Zero.
By the end of DBZ, the fans were tired of the same old thing again and again in DragonBall Z and wanted to see Goku like he was in the good old days; as in not "god-like". The directors decided to have a jackass villian from Goku's childhood in DragonBall accidentally wish Goku back into a kid again.
The show becomes more fun to watch in the beginning but soon the Z-Fighters become over powered again. This time the only real fighters are Goku and his rival Vegeta.
The fans and American censorship are most to blame for making the show look like shit.
Most of the fans consist of 12-year-olds with ADHD that always make
* Censorship is the most to blame. By taking out all the gore,
There's sometimes arguements on whether the series is overrated or underrated.
2. A magical ball with a specific number of stars inside. When they're all gathered together you say a password that unleashes a huge dragon named Shenron, or Purunga, depending on whether the balls are from Earth or Namek.
1. DB fan: OMFG I'm teh gOKu and I pwn all YOOH!
Good DB fan: You're making DragonBall look bad. Gtfo n00b.
2. Goku: Shenron! gtfo teh balls!
Shenron: sup?
Goku: sup witchu?
Shenron: i was chillin' wachin' Home Improvement wit mah mumz. wtf is ur wishez?
Goku: i blue ^ teh Earf 2x n need u 2 bring eet back 2 lyfe.
Shenron: ur ghey 4 not wishing 4 teh moneez 'n bichez. wishez =/= n00bz.
Goku: wtf?
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A bunch of cartton charactors doing the equivalent of flashing torches at one another, then talking for fiveteen minutes about how noble it is to use torches instead of fighting. Then they pretend to punch eachother for five minutes before they start to use powerful torches while shouting out "kamayhamayha" or some japanese shit.
Dragonball is a fun way for flashlight enthusiasts to burn half an hour.
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