Dragonforce

What is Dragonforce?


1.

1. The most intense band in the history of man. Their music (if it can be called that, for it is truly much greater than mere "music") contains a power so great that it can consume one's soul.

I'll mess myself if DragonForce comes to the United States.

2.

A Power Metal band who managed to get through three albums without anyone noticing that every song was exactly the same as the last. Exactly.

Billy Everyteen: Wow! This band is so amazing! Herman Li is god! I'm going to have to listen to more of their music.

-Half an hour later, after having sampled more of Dragonforce's library of songs-

Billy Everyteen: Haven't I heard this song before?

See dragonforce, metal, repetition

3.

The greatest power metal band in the Universe. Worship them.

These solos make ejaculation unavoidable.

4.

The band from which Herman "Shred" Li plays.

Dragonforce kicked ass last night!

5.

Fucking kickass powerband from London. They are so fucking fast its amazing. They literally put the power in power metal. Nothing but pure kick your face in awesomeness. I cannot wait until they come into the states. You have to hear how fast they are. Their guitar work is unmatched in power metal and the drumming is the drumming of gods. Some may call their lyrics "cheesy" but it is better than you could ever do. Trust me you cannot match their skills in instruments. Don't believe me download "Soldiers of the Wasteland" That should change your mind.

Dragonforce literally owns power metal. No other power metal band can match up to their overall technical work and skills with the instruments. Forget Blind Guardian. This band owns power metal

See power metal, god, music, london

6.

Dragonforce is a power metalband that somehow managed to gain a huge fan base and a ton of media attention, even though better bands exist. Dragonforce isn't a terrible band, however their fan base has caused them to become vastly overrated, turning the group into one big fatass moon that is now blocking the better bands from coming into the light. Their vocalist also sounds like he needs to go to a different genre, as his voice doesn't fit metal at all. Dragonforces guitarists are quite talented actually, but they aren't quite as good as the fans make them out to be.

When recording in the studio, Dragonforce manages to achieve an epic feeling to their music, however their live performances are probably among the sloppiest of metal bands today.

Dragonforce fan "Hey dood! Did you see Dragonforce live! Oh man, that was the most kickass thing i've ever seen!!!"

Set "Yeah, if by kickass you mean sloppy riffs and a singer who can't sing or keep up with the music."

Dragonforce fan "Shut up! Dragonforce is the heaviest metal known to man!!"

Set "O rly? Is that what you think? Nice job proving you don't listen to very much metal. GTFO."

See dragonforce, dragonfarce, overrated, power metal

7.

The Fallout Boy of Metal. Loved mostly by 12 year olds, most fans grow out of liking them when they get in High School. The majority of their fans don't play guitar or are extremely bad at it (in terms of technical skill) and usually don't realize that speed is not some heavenly gift, it can be achieved by anyone.

DragonForce sound like video game music.

See dragon, force, herman, li, shred


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