What is Drama?
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Something women and especialy teenage girls thrive on. consisting of any number of situations that have an easy solution, wich would bring a fairly good outcome, but these girls choose another, shitty, bad way to deal with it, again consisting of backstabbing, blackmailing/gossiping/betraying their friends, or the all-too-common "I want to break up with him but i still love him!"
it drives men and what i like to call "normal" girls nuts.
watch any show on that crap channel "the N" for a good example, or just talk to my sister. the drama that retard stirs up is unblievable.
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2.
Is something girls say they hate, but in reality thats what there all about.
I don't like her because of all things she says behind my back.
3.
making a big deal over something unneccessarily
That bitch! I'm gonna kick her ass!
Dag Jenny, all she did was look at you. Why you gotta be so drama?
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Started 200 Wednesday's when Jessica told Amber that Tasha's shirt is so cute, but Amber hates Tasha so Amber told Vicky that Jessica said that Tasha's shirt was just so sliggity that she couldn't stand the sight of it and her. The next day, at the infamous MeanGirl lunch table, Tasha splashes her iced tea on Jessica for calling her a skeezer as told to her by Greg who was told by Kaylee who was told by Tony who was told by Jessica's Cousin Felicia, who was told by Ashley who was told by Vicky who was told by Amber. That was the day Skankwars begun and a 17-day riot took over the school when all the cute girls carried 9mm's in their coach purses. Drama never ends, its only a cycle that gets reborn because Amber still won't forgive Tasha for whatever the fuck she did.
Not based on a true story, but I'm sure you know that this actually happened at your local high school. Enjoy
"Drama is so cool and I love it totally" Average Highschooler
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DRAMA is an acronym that stands for:
Drunken Retarded Association of Mexico and America
The acronym was coined by Ken S of Roseville, Michigan.
Basically, DRAMA is an association of a bunch of drunken retards who still think that they’re in high school. This association is only for inhabitants of Mexico and America, which includes Canada.
The Five Signs of DRAMA:
1. If you only listen to one side of a story, and then form your opinion, you might be a DRAMA member.
2. If you take sides when two of your friends are fighting, which only adds to the DRAMA, you might be a DRAMA member.
3. If you don’t talk to someone because you’re mad at them, you might be a DRAMA member.
4. If you worry more about what other people are doing, instead of focusing on yourself, you might be a DRAMA member.
5. If you continuously gossip, or talk negatively about total strangers in a social setting, or talk about someone behind their back (whether it be friend, foe, or strange), you might be a DRAMA member.
To be considered a member of DRAMA, you must have at least one of these symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Or, if all else fails, try growing up.
Here are the characters of this DRAMA:
Principles or main characters (in order of significance)
1. Danelle (pronounced Duh-nell)
2. Becky O
3. Peggy
4. Stu (a.k.a. Jennifer)
5. Debbie (the understudy to Danelle, she usually isn’t in the DRAMA)
Supporters or supporting roles (in no particular order)
1. Ashley
2. Alison
3. Eryn
4. Andrea
5. Todd
Chorus or characters who only observe with little or no part in the DRAMA (in no particular order)
1. Kenny S
2. Jamie
3. Dave
4. Rian
5. Kenny G
It is very important to avoid all contract with the principles of this DRAMA. If you come into contract with them, prepare to be
Some people are able to handle an encounter with a principle and come out of that encounter with little or no DRAMA side effects. Although, this is very rare and, more times than not, you will have DRAMA symptoms for a 24 hour period. After that 24 hour period, you are known as a drama survivor. Some drama survivors may develop
Recent research has shown that supporters and chorus members of DRAMA are harmless. More research needs to be done to determine if understudies are harmless as well. All signs point to yes on that, but more work needs to be done in that field. It is important to note that the list of characters above is not complete. In addition to that, current members may move up or down the drama chain, depending upon how much they participate in the DRAMA.
I am reluctant to post this because I believe it may cause a fight. Remember everyone, this is all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously!
And nice try removing this, by the way!
Girl 1: OH MY GAWD! DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S WEARING!
GICK
Girl 2: YEAH, SHE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL TRAMP! AND I'M NOT TALKING LADY AND THE TRAMP! I'M SAYING SHE'S A WHORE!
GICK
Ken S: *bitch slaps both girls*
Friends don't let friends start DRAMA....
We should have a
mexican standoff instead!
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shit that lots of girls talk about. mostly girls talking about boys. its the most annoying conversation that any person straight in the head will come across.
"Oh my god! I hat jeff! he is such an ass to me!"-complains Jeffs girl friend
"Then why don't you break up with him?" Jeff's girl friend's friend asks.
"Cus I love him! And I can't just dump him! Oh my god! What should I do?!?!?!"-replys Jeff's girl friend.
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Events circulating around or causing angst, arguing, or general bitchiness. Somehow always seems to stem from
Furry: HAY GUYZ I'M A FOX/PLATYPUS HYBRID YIFF YIFF ^____^
Anonymous: anonymous haet drama
Furry: :(
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