What is Drano Margarita Abortion?
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The cheapest, classiest way to induce early termination of an unwanted pregnancy. Make a margarita, and add 1/2 cap of drano for every two weeks she has been pregnant.
Kevin B: Damn, Sheila says she is pregnant, and she is too religious to get that little bastard sucked out.
Bart: Looks like that bitch is beggin for the old Drano Margarita Abortion.
Kevin B: Does it work?
Bart: 60% of the time, it works every time. Its a family tradition going back to my fillandering grandfather.
Kevin B: You are full of magical ideas my friend.
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