Draw An Ace

What is Draw An Ace?

1.

When the act of drawing wadded tissue across the anus results in a clean sheet.

It took Roderick three wipes before he drew an ace.

See Mr. Brownstone

2.

To wipe the arse after a shit very thoroughly with consecutive pieces of toilet paper, until the last wipe is shit free. To ensure the anus is completely free of poo after a dump.

I am fastidious regarding my anal hygeine. I always ensure I draw an Ace after taking a shit.

See arsewipe, anus, dump, bumhole, shit
61

Random Words:

Network Hitler
1. An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on t..
Read more
Elvis Costello
1. 1. British musician and songwriter (1955- ), born Declan MacManus. Noted for his witty, often-sarcastic lyrics, his nasal voice and (es..
Read more
W A B
1. Whiny Ass Bitch. Someone is a chronic complainer. Stop being a W A B and get to work. See whine, bitch, worming 2. An abbreviation ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free