What is Draw An Ace?
1.
When the act of drawing wadded tissue across the anus results in a clean sheet.
It took Roderick three wipes before he drew an ace.
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2.
To wipe the arse after a shit very thoroughly with consecutive pieces of toilet paper, until the last wipe is shit free. To ensure the anus is completely free of poo after a dump.
I am fastidious regarding my anal hygeine. I always ensure I draw an Ace after taking a shit.
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