Dr.beak

What is Dr.beak?


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Dr. Beak is recognisable from his beaklike mask, cowboy hat and long cape.

He likes to sneak a bit of cannabis in his beak to relax on his daily excursions.

There is a 'Fit Boys' vampire pornin one of the pockets of his cape.

He wears Rudolph novelty socks.

He was created by two mooks

Fact: A bat urinated on him.

He has a Swedish accent and no friends apart from his boyfriend, Stella, who works in the local brothel.

"Do you vant fries with that?"

"Uh - yes please Dr.Beak!"

See black death, mook, beak


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