What is Dread Merchant?
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A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.
Guy1: What's the news, man?
Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .
Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!
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a big turd that wraps around the bowl.  coils like a snake would.
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A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.
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Unfortunately, regret.
Frank: how was that date last night?
Jonny: well i was banging her and lamentably she said "oh i dont swal..