Dream Jerkin

What is Dream Jerkin?


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the ability to close your eyes and envision the girl/object that you'd like to fuck while jerkin your stuff at the same time.

Man I had THE best dream jerkin sesh today. Sometimes I truly amaze myself when it comes to multi-tasking.

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