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The act of squeezing your dads nipples so hard that goat cheese comes out.
My dad was being a dick to me last night so i made him eat h..
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a method of using your couch cushions for sex. Take a small plastic sandwich baggy (no ziploc) and coat the inside liberally with perso..
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Office canary: a worthless or virtually worthless employee who will definitely be fired before you, but if that person does get fired, y..