Dress Up Friday

What is Dress Up Friday?


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A declaration of independence from dress down Friday.

Instead of suit and tie, everyone seems to have jeans with some sort of colorful t-shirt.

This defeats the purpose of heterogeneity.

To avoid this, you dress up to stand out and achieve personal relief that you look different then all the other people.

Thus, achieving the original intention of dress down Friday.

Worker 453:

Hey everyone, look at that square Jonas sporting a tie!

Worker 264:

*smile and nod* dress up friday, amigo.

See counterculture, tie, suit, worker, office, idiot


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