Dressed To Compress

What is Dressed To Compress?

adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.

"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"

"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"

See spanx, fake, spandex, girdle

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