Dressed To Compress

What is Dressed To Compress?

adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.

"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"

"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"

See spanx, fake, spandex, girdle

Gordh

1. Verb. To be in love with cats. That gordh over there is always hanging out with cats. See cat, cat lady, katz, kat..

Melfo

1. A person who fucks a melon or a really hot person. Luke Cova fucks melons therefore he is a melfo. See gk 2. a group psychotic frien..

Pacitile

1. Unpleasing to all the senses simultaniously Dude, don't go near Irene, she is so pacitile, she smells so bad I can taste it and sh..

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