What is Dressed To Compress?
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adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.
"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"
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A completely liquid bowel movement.
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the male reproductive organ......PENIS!
holy shit dianielle he has a huge gristle stick!
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