Dressed To Compress

What is Dressed To Compress?

adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.

"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"

"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"

See spanx, fake, spandex, girdle

Farggie

1. an old man, an old smelly man, used loosely while joking. "Grandpa, you're such a farggie!" See Sylvia..

Rattenkrieg

1. It is a thing that scurries to lessons, and lives in a sewer/bin. all rattenkriegs must flee He is a rattenkrieg Evil rattenkrieg, fou..

Z-tabs

1. Another name for Zanex Bars or Zanex That guy took a big ass z-tabs and that nigga was fucked up all night. See zanex, pills, drugs..

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