Dressel Edit Meaning

1.

one drinks more than occasionally and to the extent of returning intoxicated. Also known as one who may inadvertantly get human waste in odd places such as shower heads. Dressel may be interpreted as #1 or #2. This definition explains #1.

Damn he is fucked up like a dressel.

Dressel has been passed out for hours!

2.

A big giant douche. Sometimes slightly felched.

You guys smell vinegar? I bet there's a big squirting dressel around!

See no, fucking, way, learn

3.

noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.

Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.