Dressing The Turkey

What is Dressing The Turkey?

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

See turkey, shit, poop, eating, dressing, the

Judd Nelson

1. A member of the Brat Pack actors of the 1980s who rose to fame in the movies of John Hughes. Immortalised in Dogma by Jay of Jay And Sil..

Mc Billy

1. (n): a person that is very wacky, and spontaneuos. Yo, Beatle is such a Mc Billy. See billy, mallard, b-dog, dog, torq..

Arabian Deathamsk

1. When one places one's testicles in another person's eyes sockets like the arabian eye glasses only in this variation the one a..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dressing The Turkey Edit Meaning