Dressing The Turkey

What is Dressing The Turkey?

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

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