What is Dressing The Turkey?
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Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"
Woman: "My secret sauce."
Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
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inserting your own finger into ones anus then running said finger across the top lip of some unfortunate stupid cunt.
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