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the use of an umbrella to block ejaculatory fluids from reaching the face.
Johnny: "Stop umbrellaing!"
Susie: "But I do..
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Statistics prove that you have one birthday, just one birthday every year. But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays. And ..
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When a girl gives you a blowjob and then she swallows or gets an facial and then you blurt out "YOUR FACE IS PREGNET" then run..