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The shitty water that clings to your ball-hair after a case of explosive diarrhea.
Russ, how about a courtisy flush before you Marsha..
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How you feel after you come back from vacation about 5 pounds heavier.
I'm just gonna have a salad for lunch. I feel wicked vacati..
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the act of driving by your ex's house after you've broken up to see if a new car is parked outside, or to see if they are home..