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People that are obsessed with Twitter
"Hey John, are you still dating that chick that does nothing but Tweet all day long"
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A comedian who USED to be funny.
What happened Eddie? Did Daddy Day Care kill your career?
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Best comedian to ever stand up, by far ..
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When you owe a friend money and you pay them back in the monetary value in beers.
My friend let me $20 and I promised to give him a rei..