Drewsius Powersium

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1. (noun) Latin name: Drewsius Powersium. A rare and intriguing species of ridiculously handsome young men commonly found in the Pacific Northwest, a typical Drewsius Powersium will spend much of his day at various musical endeavors, including (but not limited to):

-trombone

-bass

-harmonica

-guitar

-didgeridoo

-possibly ukelele.

His main diet consists of toast, juice, 1% milk, and the pizza he fashions while miraculously working his opposable thumbs. Half-nocturnal, one might, in a moment of extreme good luck, bear witness to the nightly mating call this species will sometimes make on their primitive cellular apparatuses.

(Jeff Corwin): And here we have a specimen of Drewsius Powersium... careful, it's a testy critter! Ohps, he got my finger..

Ahh man, so we went on this camping trip down in Portland, and I SWEAR we almost ran into a Drewsius Powersium! Scariest moment of my life, dude, i'm tellin' ya, he was all ready to own up on my ass.

See homeless drew, ninjas, pirate's booty, camping, hippies


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