Drext

What is Drext?


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This is a text you receive from a drunk person. Generally they are actually intending to send it out, but occasionally it is the by-product of a non-flip phone jingling around in a pocket. A good drext usually contains hilarious misspellings of names, places, and days of the week. Usually done by sharks.

Examples of a Drexts:

"Hey bagel i m sooe drnuk!"

"h7soe a0f jeaaeeeeeka"

"Dammit dude, Jake has been drexting me all night! I don't care that he got drunk and hooked up with Starb!"

"Whoah!"

Professor: As you can see, the foundations of technology are based upon -- dammit Nate! Are you texting during my lecture?!

Nate: Professor please! I just got a great drext!

Professor: What are you waiting for, get up here and tell us what it says!

Nate: It says "Heya Nbte I jusst9 made fvn ofe this guy bedcause he had3 a mtstache li4ke burt renyolds!"

Professor: Ha Ha! Classic!

See drext, drexting, drunk text, burt reynolds, shark


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