What is Dried Masturbation?
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When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.
Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.
Jake: I know, right?
Mike: Yeah, haha.
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A being (male) of limited intelligence and ability, in any given field.
Captain Of the Titanice, he's a bit of a Flatman twat
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Anal sex in which the receiver defacates during penetration, on purpose or not. The Turd Fergason may very well be unplanned.
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