What is Dried Masturbation?
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When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.
Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.
Jake: I know, right?
Mike: Yeah, haha.
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A girl version of a motorboat. Except it is with balls instead of tits
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Portmanteau of queer and Canadian. It is basically a gay Canadian.
Dude, that queernadian gave me a blowjob again.
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