Dried Masturbation

What is Dried Masturbation?

When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.

Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.

Jake: I know, right?

Mike: Yeah, haha.

See masturbate, booty, masturbation, vagina

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