What is Dried Masturbation?
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When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.
Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.
Jake: I know, right?
Mike: Yeah, haha.
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A phrase used to tell someone to settle down, i.e. when they are too frisky.
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The pure inability to carry a movie. Case in point Miami Vice.
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