Dried Up Stinky Dick Licker Edit Meaning

1. A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack..

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..

1. To "own" someone badly Player 1 just made an amazing catch over Player 2; To Player 2: "ahahah you got OcHoEd!" Se..