Drift Wood

What is Drift Wood?


1.

An older guy that drifts around and tries to hang out with random crowds in order to gain easier access to young girls, especially at the workplace during lunch or smoke breaks.

TJ: "Look at ole man Grant going to lunch with those intern girls."

Martin: "Yeah that's drift wood trying to wash up on Amber's beach."

See driftwood, drift wood, drifty, drifter

2.

the act of getting an erection because of automobile drifting.

"while I had drift wood it was a lot harder to drive because my cock was getting in the way of the stick."

See boner, drifting, erection, diamond wood

3.

A person who does not fit into society. One of being gay, out of sorts or a listner of The Back Street Boys.

Man, stay away from that dude, he is major drift wood.

See wood, drift, gay, society, man, women


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