Drink Suspension

What is Drink Suspension?


1.

A) The ability to hold one's drink during a party, in a car, or in a bar when the body is knocked about without spilling a drop.

B) The ability to hold one's self upright or together while conversing during complete inebriation; to keep balance during inebriation

A) "Did you see my drink suspension over those railroad tracks?!?! Not a drop, Baby!"

B) Guy A: "Check Matt out. Took too many Four Horsemen."

Guy B: "I know. He's totally lost his drink suspension. Oh! There he goes! TIMBER!"

Guy A: "A..Fell right into that pile John's dog just left! Should we help him?"

PAUSE

Guy B: "He'll figure it out..."

See drink suspension, pile, inebriation


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