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A penis as large as a big French breadstick.
I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the grea..
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A usually closeted homosexualwho is a conservative but also a hypocritedue to his support of the anti-gay policies of an extreme right-w..
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Ok pretty much Van Dam Face means a serious face
The Van Dam part is based off the actor(dur)and he is serious in his movies (also dur..
