Drinksterbation

What is Drinksterbation?

The art of getting piss drunk while being alone. Drinksterbater: one who has mastered the technique of Drinksterbation see also: Alcoholic

Q: What'd you do last night.

A: I spent had about a three hour drinksterbation session, and I really feel like shit today.

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