Driver

What is Driver?


1.

Is always male because women can not drive. He makes the fucking decisions because he is driving the car. He is responsible for everyone. He is the leader. You listen to him. He doesn't take any shit from the back seat driver. His favorite person in the car is the wing man. He realizes the person riding shotgunis the idiot who called it and will probably die first when he decides to kill himself and everyone else. The person in the bitch seat in between him and shotgun is the reason he will kill everyone because he/she is making him go crazy. He likes the hump person because when he looks in his rear view mirror, the person smiles at him. He could care less about the person in the trunkbecause he/she have no seat belt and no one can hear he/she.

John drives his white marauder (1996 Toyota Corolla) with fierce dictatorship. Why? because he is the driver and has totaled 3 cars. You shut the fuck up and listen to him because he just might do it again.

See drive, car, hump, back seat driver, shot gun, bitch seat, trunk, wing man

2.

When a teenage male pulls a girl a good few years younger than themself.

Chris is goin out with a year 9, hes doing a driver!

See driver, joe, male, pull, fail

3.

Goes left, goes right, goes straight ahead. That's it.

I am driver, I go left, I go right, I go straight ahead. That's it.

See car, driver, russians, limo, taxi, NyaR


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