What is Driver8?
1.
Likes watching other guys drive cars.
Has a particular man-crush on driver(s) possessing the #8.
This form of hero-worship makes a driver8 open to all sorts of ridicule. (loser, poseur, etc.)
The fact that a driver8 enjoys watching other guys making perpetual left turns may also indicate a propensity to homosexuality.
And lastly, a driver8 is usually not too successful with females. Even fat, ugly ones don't really talk to him.
Did you see the driver8 talking to that hot chick?
Dude, she's married. She just bitches about her problems to driver8. She ain't giving him any!
Hey driver8, what you music you like?
I really, really like country music. That cool. Isn't it?
See