Driver's Complex

What is Driver's Complex?

A Driver's Complex is contracted after one learns how to drive. It is the need never to sit in the back seat of a car ever again.

Symptoms include challenging legitimate shotguncalls and picking fights with the person in the front passenger seat.

Guy #1: Shotgun!

Steve: NO, YOU BITCH, GET IN THE BACK!

Guy #2: Calm down, Steve! You have a really bad Driver's Complex...

See shotgun, driving, complex, driver

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