Drive-thru Dick

What is Drive-thru Dick?


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When a man puts his dick in a hot dog bun and sticks it out a window. He waits for someone to notice and relishes the moment. Mustard optional, but manditory.

Ben: I'll take one foot-long hot dog.

Nick: That will be 4.28

(Ben pulls up to the window.)

Ben: What the fuck is that?

Josh: Looks like a dick to me.

Nick: You just witnessed a drive-thru dick.

Ben: Kudos. Man.

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