What is Driving Asian?
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The act of driving horribly with little regard to those drivers around them. Typically characterized by weaving, sudden lane changes, lack of signaling, too slow or more than likely, too fast. Generally the driver, if seen, is a woman of any age and of Asian decent performing the act of using a cell phone to talk and/or text, apply makeup, drink an espresso latte, etc. Such drivers are nearly always driving a Lexus or some other expensive car, and many drive expensive, large SUV's like an Escalade or Hummer.
Dude, watch out for that big white Escalade with the driver who looks the size a 5 year old, she is most definitely driving Asian!
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When a female farts doo-doo feces and male excrement onto her partner. A sexual move used by the Ancient Hawaiians.
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You might say this in surprise, as in 'holy shit'
Holy poop on a stick!! The pope just died!
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