What is Driving Finger?
1.
Your middle finger. Usually refers to the one on the left hand so it can be displayed out the driver's side window to comment on another driver's behavior.
Your driving finger is the longest finger.
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2.
As opposed to the previous entry, this involves actually using a single finger to control the wheel, while you have the
Johnny was using his driving finger to slip through traffic effortlessly, as he texted love notes constantly to his slut du jour.
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The act of jizzing in someone's eye.
Sorry I'm late for work, but I had to go to the chemist and buy a litre of Visine; my je..