What is Driving Ms. Daisy?
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You are driving and your girlfriend is sitting in the backseat, and she proceeds to jerk you off.
Martin: Dude, why is Julie sitting in the back seat?
Malcom: She just gave me the "Driving Ms. Daisy"!
Martin: No shit! I thought you'd just spilled chowder on the upholstery...
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