Driving Ms. Daisy

What is Driving Ms. Daisy?


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You are driving and your girlfriend is sitting in the backseat, and she proceeds to jerk you off.

Martin: Dude, why is Julie sitting in the back seat?

Malcom: She just gave me the "Driving Ms. Daisy"!

Martin: No shit! I thought you'd just spilled chowder on the upholstery...

See handjob, roadhead, automobile, sex


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