What is D-rock?
1.
A curly-haired over enthusiastic teacher at Wilton High School. He is the assistant coach for the Wilton High School Varsity Soccer team and tries to prove himself as a real soccer player even though he will always live in the shadow of his more successful cousin Kristine Lilly. He finds comfort in hitting on freshman girls in his Western Civilization classes.
Wow D-Rock, that was a terrible shot... I bet Kristine would have made that. Why don't you go hit on that ugly freshman girl again?
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2.
Frizzy haired male frequently skips class to take road trips to weird places like Iowa. Attractive but loses any and all skill with ladies when under the influence of alcohol. Obsessed with Madden 2005. Probably masturbates between 16 and 17 times per day. King of diving for little to no reason in broomball. Very sexy, huge wang, etc etc.
-Hey D-Rock quit playing your Madden franchise and come drink.
-Krog pushes D-Rock and some girl into eachother and they kiss. D-Rock thanks Krog
-Doesn't D-Rock have class today? Yeah but he's in Michigan.
3.
When a man, who hasnt masturbated in such a long time, does it facing toward another person, and when he ejaculates it hits them so hard it hurts!
Person 1 - "Yo bluh, this guy is trying to boi me around. If he aint careful, im'a wack my dick out and D-Rock him straight in the forehead, i aint messing around"
Person 1s Mate - "Yer seen, quit messin mate. You dont want him to D Rock you!"
Person 2 - "Eazy now rudebwoy, i might like it if he D Rocks me, I'm gonna try n catch his cum in my mouth!"
Person 1 - Fuck that shit...!
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