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"My father not only found the cell phone my girlfriend sent me, but also her underwear and a used condom. Needless to say, I was goin..
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Chuck Norris' version of a push-up.
Chuck Norris does not do a regular push-up, he pushes the earth-down.
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a thick piece of snot lodged in the upper quadrant of your right nostril,virtually untouchable by the human finger.
She caught me diggi..