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The act of masturbating while in one's dorm room lofted bed, with or without roommates present. The lofts must be so high above th..
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ripped off or severly overcharged for something; bought something on ebay with a wire transfer, or gave bank account number to Nigerian ..
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The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.
Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porp..