Drop Zone

What is Drop Zone?


1.

The area directly in front of a urinal in the men's room where there is chronically a little puddle of foul urine. This is caused by the little drops at the beginning and end of the flow that don't make it into the urinal because the guy doesn't want to stick his dick right into the dirty thing. However, the drop zone is an accepted part of the male culture, as is the default three inches from the actual urinal that you must stand in order not to pick up some disease from virtually humping the thing to avoid an addition to the drop zone. (another unfortunate result of standing too close to a urinal is splashback when your piss hits the vertical wall and deflects back at you in a hail of little drops)

"Woah woah, son. Always watch out for the drop zone when you pee in this thing. Keep your legs spread a little and your feet in a slighly outward angle, and you won't step in it."

'Okay, dad.'

See urinal, urine, drop zone, piss, pee, puddle, disease, splashback, drops

2.

A method of masturbation, or a way of performing a handjob in which the hand slowly moves up the shaft, followed by an incredibly fast jerk to the bottom. Repeat as needed. Named for its similarity to the "Drop Zone" ride at Paramount Canada's Wonderland.

"So, I heard you got a handjob."

"Yeah, she gave me a drop zone."

3.

Derived from the term "drop" (meaning to take a shit, crap, or dump), the "drop zone" is the location at which one performs a "drop". This is also known as the bathroom, washroom, or lavatory.

Jimmy can't come to the phone right now. He's in the "drop zone".

See bathroom, washroom, lavatory, shit, crap, dump


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