Dropolopogus

What is Dropolopogus?

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A dropolopogus is a mythical creature standing 27 1/2 feet tall from its feet to the top of it's horns.

The dropolopogus has the horns of a ram, the eyes of a dragon, the head of a raven, the torso and arms of an extremely buff man, the lower body of a bull, the front two legs of a lion, the back two legs of a hairless sheep, the tail of a really big scorpion, and it's head is on fire.

Penelope: Can i buy this cute albino dropolopogus?

Clerk: Whatever, that'll be $5,000

Penelope: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Rogue Albino Dropolopogus: RAAAAAAWWRRR!!! *eats penelope and cries* yummy...

Clerk: Crap not again.

See omg, its, so, random, lol
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