Dr.phil

What is Dr.phil?


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Dr.Phil is a daytime talk show host who is a disgrace to America. He constantly pretends to help people, everyone who appears on his show is most likely an actor. Is full of lifetimish quotes and sayings off Hallmark cards.

"I went to the counselor today, and she didn't even help, she's such a Dr. Phil!"

See Tiffany

2.

A day-time idiot brought to you by Harpo, Oprah spelled backwards! Dr. Phil, widely known for his southern speak, simple-minded advice, knack for making people cry, and bald head, can be viewed right before Oprah (The extremely famious blow hard whom gave birth to Dr. Phil's career) on NBC.

Dr.Phil's favorite hard-hitting question is "What part of you don't you understand?".

See tard, loser, nutty

3.

A hypocritical moron with a hit show brought to by HARPO! THE MAKERS OF OPRAH! The show usually features Dr.Phil making someone cry, advertising for his latest weight loss book which he should consider reading and other things one step up from Jerry Springer but less funny.

Dr.Phil is a bald, creepy, douchebag. I vomited all over the couch after seeing a commercial for the show.

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Some Bald, hermaphrodite, thing that women fall for because of his "7step plan"

Dr.Phil Scares me...alot

See Eggy

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A television psychiatrist who gained fame through Oprah Winfrey's talkshow. Beloved by many older women, his show is a mild version of rowdy day-time talk shows such as "Jerry Springer" and "Maury", although it advertises itself as a serious attempt at televising psychatric advice.

He is known for his southern accent and somewhat rude approach to offering advice, sometimes publicly belittling his guests for their inability to grasp his suggestions on self-help.

The majority of guests on the show are highly dysfunctional, and often mildly idiotic.

"When Dr.Phil is on, I'm usually elsewhere, doing something that doesn't involve rating-mongering talk shows."

See oprah, harpo, dr.phil, psychiatry, daytime tv, talk show

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someone who helps you kick your dead-beat,heroine-addict boyfriend out of the house, stop destructive decisions such as hitting your child or stop eating boxes of twinkies.

"He totally pulled a Dr.Phil on me & told me I needed to stop sleeping with my cousins"

See psychologist, therapist, genius


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