What is Drug Dealer Starter Kit?


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A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana

B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies

C) 5-10 local potheads

D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies

B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)


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