Drug School

What is Drug School?


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A way for a drug addict or ex-drug addict to explain his extensive knowledge of drugs without actually admitting to being a serious stoner, crackhead, dope fiend, etc.

From "Super Troopers":

Officer Rod Farva: "Where'd ya learn that one, rook...drug school?"

D.A.R.E. officer: "Now kids, this is how you roll a joint. Never do this. Drugs are bad for you."

Your 8-year-old kid: "Bullshit motherfuckeryou don't know what the fuck you're doing. Let me show you."

(rolls a perfect fatty in about 5 seconds)

D.A.R.E. officer: "Wow son...where'd you learn that? You don't smokemarijuana, do you?"

Your kid: "Ahh hell no ya fuckin' pig...drug school...bitch!"

(lights up the J and smokes it)

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