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A dick that is infected with numerous STDs. All the different sores, warts, etc. found on the dick resemble the array of toppings on a p..
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A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
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A suspected hard-on (but not confirmed or confirmable i.e. the suspect is clothed.)
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